Let me preface this post by saying that we mean this in the way that sounds the least like begging. Seriously.
Robert turns 25 on Wednesday. We’re asking anyone who knows us in real life and wants to give him something for his birthday to please consider the following gift suggestions.
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1. Gift cards to help with the bathroom.
2. Show up at the small party we’re having Saturday, bringing nothing but your pretty, smiling face (and maybe a homemade card).
Hopefully that didn’t come across as begging. Regularly scheduled bathroom fixture drooling will resume shortly.